| (The episode starts with Oscar in a chair playing a videogame.) |
| Milo: | Oscar! I'm in home. |
| Oscar: | What's up Milo?, I am using my cool new gaming square chair to play Kooky Carpenter Cousins. |
| Milo: | Woah, sure is a pretty cool gaming chair bro, looks like the perfect chair for a neck massage! Or a fin massage! Or an eye massage! |
| Oscar: | Milo get off. Geez Milo why are you so superagronice? |
| Milo: | I'm just preparing you for the big surprise. (whistles) Oh, Murphy. |
| Oscar: | Murphy, who is Murphy? ‘’(A dog leg falls into the tank smashing Oscar's TV) Milo, you got a dog!? |
| Milo: | Well, yeah. |
| (Murphy barks) |
| Milo: | Oh, what was that boy? You wanna move and live here forever. |
| Oscar: | That dog can't live here, Milo, he's HUGE! What's he gonna eat? Where's he gonna sleep? Where's he gonna use the bathroom?! |
| (The scene shows Esmargot and Finberley sitting on a bench and running away.) |
| Milo: | I don't know, but what I know is that you are gonna love him, he is adorable. |
| Oscar: | I am pretty sure you are the only one who will finds this dog... |
| Bea: | Adorable, aw he is even cuter than when I found him. |
| Oscar: | Bea! You know about this? |
| Bea: | Yes I joined a dog rescue group. Did you know that dogs are fish too Oscar? That they got feelings just like we do? |
| Oscar: | But they are a lot of responsibility, it would be like having two Milos. |
| Milo: | That's not true Oscar, I am house-trained. |
| Bea: | Come on Oscar, at least try to love Murphy. |
| Oscar: | Well okay, I can't hurt to try. |
| (Starts montage of Oscar trying to play with Murphy) |
| Milo: | Murphy, shake. |
| Oscar: | Wow, that's pretty smart. (Murphy hits him.) |
| Milo: | Oh that's the secret shake, like this. |
| Milo: | Bath time! |
| Oscar: | This it's not so bad (gets attacked by a flea and screams). |
| Milo: | Come on Oscar, give him a prize and he will love you forever. |
| Bea: | Try Oscar it's cool. |
| Oscar: | It hurt me to try. |
| (The montage ends) |
| Milo: | Oscar! stop sleeping, I taught Murphy a new trick you just have too see. Count to ten. |
| (Murphy stomps ten times, destroying the couch and the fridge) |
| Oscar: | Make it stop Milo, make it stop (Hugging his gaming chair) My chair, my precious gaming chair. |
| Bea: | Hey, whoa. what happened in here? |
| Milo: | We were playing with Murphy. |
| Bea: | Oh, he is so fun. Milo I think to get you cuz there's a sale going on right now at the fish-mall and I thought we could buy some outfits for Murphy. |
| Milo: | Hey Oscar, would you be a doll and watch Murphy for us while we are going, they don't let you bring a dog unless it fits in your purse. |
| Oscar: | I'm part beta fish. |